NBGA Winners

Each of the top 3 players receives a trophy during the end of the Barley Bowl.  These trophies must be passed on to the new winners every year.  The Grand Champion receives the honor of having their name and a quote inscribed on their trophy. 

2009-2010 NBGA Grand Champion
GREG
The quote - "I drink, therefore I am!"
New and improved trophy pictured right

...and now, his winning speech that was presented at the Barley Bowl:

Yes! I was the first to win the trophy for the 2^nd time in 4 years and beat all your asses! However, this game isn’t about me, it’s about all of you

I need to thank you all for coming out tonight and to all the games that you could make. Woody Allen said, "90% of the art of life is showing up." So thank you all for showing up and making this game possible.

This all started several years ago with Andrew and I and a goal of getting guys together to drink beer, play golf, and not have to pay out the ass. For those of you who get it, again, I thank you.

I’d like to start with Andrew. You are my rock. Thankfully, rocks don’t move so you missed a few games leading me to the win. Seriously, Bro, if it wasn’t for you, this league wouldn’t exist.

Thanks, Jon, for coming all the way from Georgia. The trophy rebuild is awesome. Obviously, your lack of hair certainly doesn’t hinder your creativity skills. If you were able to fly down here for more games, I don’t think I’d be accepting this trophy right now. Thank you 2009 champ.

Artie, you old bastard! You’ve been with us for years and are a dedicated member. Every time I eat fried chicken, I think of you. And for some reason, I feel the need to shake a bush every time I piss outside.

Marc, we are so glad to have you as part of the non-existent subcommittee. I hope that you win a game someday. However, 4 years without getting close to a hole could turn a Jew into a Catholic.

Soe, you were #2 in so many games that we need to change your name to "Feces". Honestly, though, your sushi is SOE good that after every game I go home and kiss my wife and she thinks I ate her pussy in her sleep. Gets me a blow job every time.

Hula Dave, You sexy bitch! I wish you could’ve been to more games because your skills and food are awesome. However, it seems that every game, you have some sort of discharge out of some orifice preventing you from playing. Invest in Mylanta.

William, you went from sober to semi-sober, yet you still don’t talk much.

Greg #2, I’m glad your wife let you out and there are no houses burning, so you can stay tonight. However, we may need your skills in the next hour because a bunch of drunk guys are gonna make that fire behind me a lot bigger.

Scott, what’s it like to have no ass. I mean, how do your legs attach to your body. You are sexy though, even though you haven’t been laid since 1992.

Tony and John,(a.k.a. Pissman) you are now known as the "Wellington Crew". Tony, you STILL look like the stay Puft Marshmellow Man. John, I didn’t know anybody could just piss on command like you can.

So, I say to you in the words of our Forefathers, "ERGO BIBAMUS!"

…ZIGGY ZACHY, ZIGGY ZACHY, HOY, HOY, HOY!

ZIGGY ZACHY, ZIGGY ZACHY, HOY, HOY, HOY!

2008-2009 NBGA Grand Champion
JON
The quote - "Liver is evil - Woot-age!"
New and improved trophy pictured right

...and now, his winning speech that was presented at the Barley Bowl:

Wilbur and Orville Wright, Lewis and Clark, Abbott and Costello, Bill Gates and Paul Allen, Lennon and McCartney, Proctor and Gamble, Greg and Andrew, the Autobots and Decepticons,

All have guided humanity and shaped our lives into what they are today. Some roles were more important than others, but I don’t consider Greg and Andrew’s to fall into the latter category. They’re innovation has molded our once successful life into a largely wasted, inebriated strand of mediocre, and sometimes violent swings of a club that sliced through the air with the precision of a well shaped wing of a plane. For this, Wilbur and Orville would for sure be jealous never having the chance to be part of such an outstanding organization like the NBGA.

What can be said about the NBGA. This season’s tour has taken us through the best barley golf courses in the world! Like Columbus setting sail from Barcelona, we all set sail over the pond at Greg’s Sandy Beach Isles. Like Paul Bunyon, we chopped our way through Andrew’s Pine Tree Cove, and his lush lawn. The divots are still there!!!! Like the Mongols, we attempted to climb over the great wall of William’s The Palms on the opening tee. Some of us made it…..many were left wondering what they could have done differently… Dominick’s Speedtrap was true to its name with his wife’s car trapping most of the players from getting anywhere near the tee. Related to this, i’d like to thank our newest sponsor, Maaco Paint for the support and speedy service. Bob’s recently named course, __________, would be the envy of Bill Gates for it’s technologically progressive media applications. And what can we say about Marc’s Falling Pines? How about, "HOLY SHIT!!! How the fuck am I going to get over there! I’m no Lewis and Clark. Someone get me some fucking GPS!!!!"

When I think about this season, I’m reminded of other things that I like. I like a night out with the guys. I like a cold beer drizzing down my chest as Marc tweeks my nipples raw, reminding me of one of my favorite Beatles songs, "Twist and Shout". …. I love that crazy Jew! Soe and Scott. You guys keep all of us coming back for more of Artie’s chicken and bowel movement conversation. Abbott and Costello could only aspire to be half as funny as you two. You two should have your own TV show. NBC really missed out when they hired Ellen Degeneres. They could have saved a lot of money by hiring you two if they wanted a womanizer smelling of fish!!! There are too many memories to share right now, and if anyone remembers, please share them with me. I can’t remember shit. The one I will always remember is tonight….The night that I saw my name on this Major Award. All of the practice swings, practice dinners, and practice beers have finally paid off, and as I accept this Major Award, I want all of you to know that I will hold myself to the highest standards and that I aim to honor the title I hold by being a good role model to the community and ending world hunger. Before I get started on that bullshit though, I raise this boot in honor of all the gladiators that fell short this season. To Will, Artie, and Dominick, you fought a valiant fight.

2008-2009 NBGA 2nd Place
William
(Pic coming soon)

2008-2009 NBGA 3rd place 
Dominic
(pic coming soon)

Previous Winners Below:

2007-2008 NBGA Grand Champion
GREG
The quote - "Somethin' to do"
(Isn't that trophy beautiful... it even lights up)

2007-2008 NBGA 2nd Place
ANDREW
(A keg lamp for 2nd... nice)
Sorry about the picture.  It's Scott's fault.

2007-2008 NBGA 3rd place 
MARC
(notice the little leg lamp trophy he's holding over Andrew's shoulder)
Again, the photographer was Scott.


And, yes, all 3 trophies are lamps.

Below is the winner from the 2nd year of the NBGA and the first year of the trophy.

2006-2007 NBGA Grand Champion
ANDREW
The quote - "Ergo Bibamus" (translation - "Therefore, we Drink" in Latin)